Belly Laugh!

I haven't had such a hard belly laugh in a long time! You've got to check out Ginger's blog. TOO FUNNY! And, of course, I had to do this my elfin' self! Check it out. It only takes a few minutes. I must see everyone as an elf!
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9565442762

Ghost Busters

Last week I was in Chick-Fil-A eating dinner with Carson. I noticed, actually Carson noticed, a man that had a t-shirt with a big ghost on the back. He so innocently says, "Look dat gos, Mama!" Hummm, the ghost got me a little curious, so I'm trying to read the back of the guy's shirt. He's sitting to the side of me, so it's a little hard to read. I finally see the top of the shirt that says, "We Confront Your Fears". Hummm, a little more curious now. What kind of fears are they going to confront? I'm thinking, maybe it's a job placement agency, maybe a dating service, or if it's my darkest fear, a personal cleaning and organizing team to come tackle my closet. I finally read the whole T-shirt when three more people with the same shirts came to sit with him. CENTRAL ALABAMA'S PARANORMAL INVESTIGATORS. Wow. These are real life ghost busters. Right here in Moody. Weird. Do people really think they have ghosts in their houses? I'm sure we could hear some freaky stories from these people. Weird, weird, weird.
Burt, you can bring anything back to the gospel. How about this one? Jesus, the real ghost buster!

Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels

Today I received my first email scam letter. Have y'all had any of these! The nerve of people! I could honestly see how some people that are obviously not as intelligent as I , could fall prey to this. I was dumb enough to open the email, which I never should have done. It seems that I am the "next of kin" of someone worth about 18 million dollars that was killed in a plane crash, and they want to transfer the money to my account. Of course they did add that they would be donating 10% to the tsunami victims (where did that come from?????? That was a few years ago wasn't it!) Such big hearted scam artists they are!
Anyway, guess I'm not gonna be a millionaire after all....................rats.

God's Floorboard

Last night I getting out of my car and glanced up into the beautiful night sky. The sky was perfectly clear and the stars were incredible. I guess it is kind of like looking at my children, I always notice the beautiful stars and look up every time I'm outside and think "wow". But there are times I sit and stare in adoration, in amazement, in worship to the creator. "Wow" doesn't seem appropriate, not adequate for such beauty.

I once heard the story of a young boy who adored his grandmother. He described the feeling of visiting her house. The warmth, the wonderful smells, the incredible feeling of home, the peace of being held by someone you know loves you so deeply.............all of this awaiting him every time he visited his grandmother.

Like most houses build without a basement, there was a crawl space under his grandmother' s house. She stored a lot of things there, and once asked her grandson to get something from under the house for her. He crawled under. It was a dark, cold, damp place. Bugs, rats,and spiders were many. As he was there he could hear his grandmother's footsteps above. He took a minute to lie down and look up at the floorboard of her house. "How could it be so miserable down here, and yet so perfect on the other side of this floorboard?", he thought.

Take a minute to look up and gaze at the incredible beauty of the stars tonight............If that is God's floorboard, imagine what awaits us on the other side.